September 2017's IOTM has a secret puzzle trophy.

To obtain it, wish "you were free" eleven times, and defeat the genie each time. To defeat the genie, run minus muscle, like mer-kin cooljuice, and maybe equip a nurse's hat.

If you don't own the IOTM, buy twelve pocket wishes from the mall.

Once you have eleven dropped scraps of paper, use them, and copy/paste the message into this box: