In the Gelatinous Noob path, you can absorb items. Certain items, when absorbed, will give a passive skill. Absorbing the same item more than once will give extra adventures.
Click on a skill name to see what items will absorb into that skill.
Crossed out items are not pullable in standard. Bolded items are from NPC stores or are easily obtainable.
+adventures suggested path: potted cactus (gift shop) ► dirty bottlecap (starting) ► hermit permit (npc) ► LOV Enamorang? (LOV Tunnel) ► concentrated magicalness pill (barrels) OR baconstone (starting)
Lazy starter skills: All +adventures/absorb, all +stats/fight, all +item, Sunglasses, Beating Human Heart, Pathological Greed, Subcutaneous Fat, Anterior Cruciate Ligaments.
Copy/paste your skills from your character sheet here, to ignore them: